New canine crossbreeds
I can't take credit but got a chuckle out of these so I thought I'd share:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun (ah if only our Borzoi weren't... um "tutored")
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed
4 comments:
I have a couple more for you, Heather:
What do you get when you cross a pitbull, lhasa apso, and a shih tzu? A lotta bullshiht
How bout a bichon frise (pronounce it bitchin), a pitbull, a lhasa apso and a shih tzu? A bitchin lotta bullshiht
I love the Derriere one! These are hilarious!
Those are too funny! Some of these designer dog breeds are just getting way out of hand! Wonderful post! :)
Post a Comment