Tuesday, March 21, 2006

New canine crossbreeds

I can't take credit but got a chuckle out of these so I thought I'd share:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun (ah if only our Borzoi weren't... um "tutored")

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed


ElaineMI said...
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ElaineMI said...

I have a couple more for you, Heather:

What do you get when you cross a pitbull, lhasa apso, and a shih tzu? A lotta bullshiht

How bout a bichon frise (pronounce it bitchin), a pitbull, a lhasa apso and a shih tzu? A bitchin lotta bullshiht

wordgirl said...

Those are hilarious!

DebbieDoesLife said...

I love the Derriere one! These are hilarious!

Shannon said...

Those are too funny! Some of these designer dog breeds are just getting way out of hand! Wonderful post! :)