Gallery of Hair "Don't"s
What with getting married in, oh, 17 days or so now (insert appropriate freakout about the number of things that have to be done and the short period of time that we actually have to GET them done) so I figured it would be a good idea to figure out how I want my hair to look. I have uber fine hair, but lots of it so wearing it down really isn't an option. It'd become a kinky, frizzy mess in no time.
So, I turned to the trusty internets to suggest ways I could wear my hair. Below are some of the suggestions I came across but have declined to don myself.
This is one I like to call "miss-muffet and her mini bananas." While it may look nice when eating curds and whey, and bananas are healthy and nutritious are not suitable hair pieces. I'm also not a fan of the exploded baby's breath, but that's the least of my worries on this one.
This is one I like to call the "sci-fi alien princess-meets-beekeper" do.
I think that it even comes with the stunted "you humans do amuse me so" look if you pull the hair tight enough.
Um pass.
I can't decide about this one; is it the "I always wanted to look like Spike from Degrassi" do or the "I wanted to pay tribute to my career as an electrician" hair. Either way, I remember my love of the crimping iron in hindsight as a fashion don't and have no plans to resurrect mine.
Again with the explosions of baby's breath! This one truly is a
testament to the gravity-defying power of hairspray. Not only do those bangs have wicked height but all of her hair actively defies gravity as well with the shellacked to the centre (where most crazy people would put a part) and straight up. Sir Isaac Newton would be baffled, as am I.
Finally we have the "I'm marrying a greaser so I have to look the part" do with the large height bangs in front, and the slicked up back. It reminds me of those dinosaurs with big plates on their heads like the triceratops or corytosaurus
It would be a good way for me to look taller than Dave in the wedding photos, though.
The search continues!
