Handy household tips from the 'shwa

I'm always up to hearing housekeeping tips, suggestions, and ways to keep organized. Mostly because my house is a mess and I'm completely disorganized.

Today, though, I have one to share with my legions of readers. Yes, all two of you. (Hi mom, Hi dad!)

My suggestion is simple, and, like many of the best solutions, comes from experience.
Here goes:

Your bathroom will smell minty fresh and clean if, after slathering your cold, raw hands with hand lotion, you spill the entire bottle of scope mouthwash all over the counter, toilet, floors and walls.



(sadly, your teeth and mouth won't smell minty fresh, though, and the air will be somewhat blue from the experience.)