Wherein I'm left wondering what maid him do it

Apparently a dude in Detroit (well, Ferndale to be exact) was recently arrested and jailed earlier this month for breaking a window a cleaning supply company to steal a mannequin in a french maid's uniform.

It gets better.

He's got a number of similar antecedents just like it. Over the last 13 years he has had six convictions for breaking and entering to steal mannequins and apparently has quite the uncontrollable fetish for them.

No word on whether he's fit for trial. I love it!

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