Kevin: This one's for you! (and you'd better leave a comment!)
I used to work at a place I like to call the 7th circle of hell. There are many former employees of that place now, and by coincidence I ran into a few of them to share the latest gossip earlier tonight over tea (aka scotch and water).
The person (now formerly!) at the helm of said sinking ship bore a striking physical resemblance to Ichabod Crane (though he's entirely devoid of any of Ichabod's good characteristics), and given that there are so many former employees of that place, that we should get badges to wear. I volunteered to design them.
In Latin (with some guesswork using an online Latin translator), here is the button I would have made:
(it says (or should say) we left them behind, THANK GOD!)
The only question is how many buttons I should order.
8 comments:
Ya know I see potential in this. I'd like to wear on to my last shift on friday! Put me down for one
Thousands at least. Everybody needs one at some time in their life.
I'd order a few of those for more than one of my former jobs!
Absolutely hilarious! I think you will need 8 just to cover the last year and a half. You might as well order up a couple dozen so we can catch the people who left prior to us and the ones who will leave in the next year. Can't we find an Ichabod picture with him in a trench coat doing a "Mwaaaahhh" pose?
Sorry Heather, the post above is mine, forgot to put my name in there.
Ha! And I thought I was the only one who once worked in the seventh circle of hell.
I just had to see if Kevin left his comment. Good boy.
Even though I've been rendered unemployed right before Christmas (thanks to the four Scrooges), I could NOT be more overjoyed to get the HELL OUTTA THERE!!
Cheap bastards, I have to earn my severance pay.
12 days left!!!!! I will be doing a tap dance at 5pm in front of the 7th circle, in case anyone is interested.
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